stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

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unusuality:

genarowlands:

♪ real human being and a real hero ♪

She has been a goddess since I was like 4 years old


richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

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Finger me like a princess (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
Anonymous


unicorndraws:

magical girl Nicki

unicorndraws:

magical girl Nicki

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